four seasons sailorman
After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old
madam says, “All my girls are busy, but I’ll take care of you.”
He says, “I’m all messed up, so you’ll do.”
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, “I may have Winter in my hair,
but I’ve got Summer in my heart.”
The sailor says, “Yeah? If you don’t get a little more spring in your rump, we’re gonna be
here ’til Fall.”
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