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These are some of so many reasons men should be happier than women.

some smart funny anwers from Little Johnny in his class.

A joke about a smart mom and a not smart mom.

ON A CHAINSAW:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
ON A HAIR DRYER:
Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF FRITOS:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON TESCO′S TIRAMISU DESERT:
Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON NYTOL [...]

WILLIS—”What’s the election today for? Anybody happen to know?”
GILLIS—”It is to determine whether we shall have a convention to nominate delegates who will be voted on as to whether they will attend a caucus which will decide whether we shall have a primary to determine whether the people want to vote on this same question [...]

Why did the chicken cross the road?:
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDPA: In my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone [...]

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again.
The boy asked his father, “What is this father?”
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my [...]