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ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….
THE NEW VERSIONS…..
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you […]

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam’s chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs […]

Teacher : Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student : I cannot point out but I know the answer
Teacher : Please tell us
Student : The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow

There is an atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy. He’s scared […]

TEACHER : If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have ?
LITTLE JOHNNY : One dollar.
TEACHER (sadly) : You don’t know your arithmetic.
LITTLE JOHNNY (sadly): You don’t know my father.