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After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his
mother, “Mom, I’ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That’s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will
be more fun to [...]

After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the judge turned
to the jury foreman and asked, “Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?”
“Yes, we have, your honor,” the foreman responded.
“Would you please pass it to me,” The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to
retrieve the verdict [...]

The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the
church and moving to a drier climate.
After the service, a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, “Oh,
Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don’t want you to leave!”
The kindhearted pastor patted her [...]

“Calm down, Ma’am,” said the school counselor to the shattered mom. “It’s perfectly
normal. Many boys Little Johnny’s age masturbate.”
“I know,” sobbed his red-eyed mother, wiping the tears with her handkerchief, “but not in
church.”

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows…
Work/Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches [...]

A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never
said too much.
One day, a saleswoman promoting Avon knocked on his door and asked to see his wife,
so the guy told her that she wasn’t home.
“Well,” the woman said, “could I please wait for her?”
The man directed [...]

After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old
madam says, “All my girls are busy, but I’ll take care of you.”
He says, “I’m all messed up, so you’ll do.”
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, “I may have Winter in my [...]