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Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
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A little boy asked his father “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” And the father replied, “I don′t know son, I’m still paying.”
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Young Son: “Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a [...]

“Doctor, Doctor, You’ve got to help me - I just can′t stop my hands shaking!”
“Do you drink a lot?”
“Not really - I spill most of it!”
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“Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?”
“Yes, of course…”
“Great! I never could before!”

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, “You can′t eat your own sandwiches in here!” The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and then [...]

A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.
“I′ve got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?”
“I should let you know first that I am a policeman.”
“That’s OK. I′ll tell it really slow!”

Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond
bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.
“Excuse me,” she said to the saleslady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit hold that
bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?”