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Wayne enters a bar which full of muscular man with spooky faces.
Wayne asks:” [is] there anyone of you having a dog which tied outside there?”
a big man turns around the bench, then come towards Wayne.
“That is my dog. So what?” He said.
“Ummm, sorry sir… I think my dog just kills it.” Wayne replies.
“What??!!” big man […]

a couple of grandfather and grandmother are ready to sleep.Suddenly the wife said,
“I think i really want to eat some ice cream darling?”
The husband then take a look to the refrigerator, ” oh honey i think there’s no ice cream left here.” said the grandfother.
“I’ll buy you some ice cream?” he said.
“Oh, darling you’re a […]

a tourist from Singapore is enjoying vacation in Malaysia. He is enjoying taking breakfast in Coffee House hotel place where he lodges.
A Malaysian is eating BUBBLE-GUM and sit next to him and starts invites talking easy goingly.
Malaysian : ” All of you Singapore men eat overall of bread ??”
Tourist Singapore : ” Of course”
Malaysian : […]

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Jim gets work as part-time worker in post office. First work given by his supervisor is grouping letters according to its address. Jim does the duty carefully. He dissociates letters heap swiftly once and nippy.
The Supervisor is hardly agazing sees his work so quickly. And when Jim will go home, supervisor meets him, ” I […]

A motorbike racer is accelerating is boisterous in roadway. Sudden he bumps a sparrow that is directly fall and not awake.
He soon turns around his motorbike and takes the unlucky bird of which unconscious and bring it home.
When getting home, he puts the bird in hutch. Before the racer go, he doesn′t forget to leave […]

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop & her son saying, All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting
on, get […]