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a group of woman are talking together in a cafe in Bali.
“What your dream man is like ?” said Melinda.
“My husband must be a good entertainer, he is funny, He love jokes, have a great music palate.. and he does’t [...]

Melinda goes to a clock servicer with a dishevel face. She shows her watch to that man. The watch is really terrible broken.
“Can you fix it?” she asked.
“I′m afraid i can’t Miss.” The watch servicer answered.
“Yeah.. i’ve made a big mistake by dropping it to the road and a car passed on it yesterday.” She [...]

An enterpreneur is talkin to his wife.
” Honey ,  think i have a great idea to save some money in our cashflow. Please learn to cook and we can fire our chef.”
His wife answered:” Hey…. i think i have a greater idea..! You learn to sex , and we can fire our chauffeur.”

Two friends are talking in a very private condition..
Lil KAm: “You know Em.. God never gives everything you pray to Him if you still act like evil.”
EminenG: ” Yeahh.. i know that KAm.. That’s why i never pray to God.”
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just kidding

Do you know what’s the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer??
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A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years.
A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

Santa Claus, The Tooth Fairy , an Honest Lawyer and an old drunk man are walking down the street together, when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill.
the question is: ” WHO GETS IT ? ”
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The old drunk of course.
The other three are mythical creatures!!

Hunter 1 :”hey..look.Bear paths.”
Hunter 2 :”Good. I’ll go to find where it came from.And You go find where it goes.Agree?”
Hunter 1 :”??????”