A bear and a rabbit were having a shit in the woods. The bear says to the rabbit “Don’t you hate it when shit gets stuck to your fir?” and the rabbit replies “No, not really.” So the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt with it.
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Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting “ʽ!!! ʽ!!!” and nobody understood it.
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The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: “I’m afraid we’re going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you.”
Patient: “Well, if it’s just because of them, I’d rather pay for them if you just leave me alone.”
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.
After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says,
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