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Before read this joke. You have to watch the STARTREX Next Generation first..
Then you will know why i laugh (love) this joke.
WORF: Captain, there are three Romulan warships uncloaking dead ahead.
PICARD: On screen.
The main viewing screen changes to a pattern of horizontal lines, each only a single pixel wide!
PICARD: Data, what’s wrong here?
DATA: [...]

A French teacher was explaining to her class that in French, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
“House” is feminine - “la maison”
“Pencil” is masculine - “le crayon”.
A student asked “What gender is ‘computer’?”
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups: male and female. And [...]

Superman was flying along one day feeling very horny.
He came across Batman so he decided to ask Batman,
“Hey Batman, I′m feeling horny. Do you know anyone I can f*ck?”
Batman told Superman, “Wonderwoman. She’s the best.”
Superman responded, “No, I can’t do that. She’s a friend and it might ruin our relationship.”
So Superman was flying along again [...]

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana’s death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian [...]

There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all
working for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the
Spanish guy, “You’re in charge of the cement.”
Then he said to the Russian guy, “You’re in charge of the dirt.”
Then he said to the Korean [...]

What is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?
At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story.
At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 - You don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 - She [...]

A girl turns 2 her boyfriend in a crowded movie & says “Hon, the guy beside me is masturbating!”
He says, “Ignore him”.
She says, “I can′t! He’s using my hand!”