The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor.
“As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which [...]
Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven, where they are met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter.
He says “Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, that I’m granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be.”
The first nun says, “I want to be Sophia Loren;” and [...]
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich’s [...]
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A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn’t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat [...]
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“I was raised in the West. The West of Texas. It’s pretty close to California. More so than Washington, D.C. is close to California.”
“I propose that every city have a telephone number 119 — for dyslexics who have an emergency.”
“There ought [...]
the pastor was talking to a group of the children in the sunday school. He thought them about being good and going to heaven.And the evil to hell
At the end of his talk he asked:” Where do you want to go?”
“Heavennn…!!!!” a little girl shouted loud.
“And what do you have to do to get there?” [...]
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It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker: “Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!”
Jim was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption. [...]