A blonde went into a world wide message center to send a message to her mother overseas. When the man told her it would cost $300, she exclaimed: “But I don′t have any money, but I’d do ANYTHING to get a message to my Mother.”
The man arched an eyebrow (as we would expect). “Anything?” he [...]
Before marriage
He : Yes, at last. It was so hard to wait.
She : Do you want me to leave?
He : NO ! Don’t even think about it.
She : Do You love me?
He : Of course !
She : Have You ever cheated on me?
He : NO ! Why you even asking?
She : Will you kiss me?
He [...]
A small Boy wrote to Santa Claus, “send me a brother”
Santa wrote back, “SEND ME YOUR MOTHER”
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What is the definition of Mistress?
Someone between the Mister and Mattress
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Husband asks, “Do u know the meaning of WIFE?? Without Information Fighting Everytime”
Wife replies, “No, It means , With Idiot For Ever !!!”
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What’s the difference between stress, tension and [...]
I wonder what fish smelled like before women went swimming?
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It is well known…
Man stands up to get knocked down, woman lays down to get knocked up.
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Boy: Do you like parties?
Girl: Yes, why?
Boy: Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!
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What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger [...]
A woman and her ten-year-old son were riding in a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.
“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those [...]
A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. He passed a sign that said “low bridge ahead.”
Before he knew it, the bridge was right ahead of him and he got stuck under the bridge. You could say that he got a rock solid “Trucker’s Wedgie.”
Cars were backed up for miles.
Finally, a police car pulled [...]
A lawyer seeks console from his Parish Priest, after his wife leaves him due to excessive drinking.
Priest: “My son, I′ll ask your wife to go back home, but you have to promise me that you will stop drinking.”
Lawyer: “Yes! Father, I swear!”
A few hours later, the Priest sees the lawyer drinking in a neighborhood bar.
Priest: [...]