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Husband says “When I’m gone you’ll never find another man like me”.
Wife replied; “What makes you think I’d want another man like […]

A gentleman wanders around the campus of a college looking for the library. He approaches a student and asked, “Excuse me, young man. Would you be good enough and tell me where the library is at?”
The student, in a very arrogant and belittling tone, replied, “I sorry, sir, but at this school, we are taught […]

1.   To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
2.   A day without sunshine is like, night.
3.   On the other hand, it’s better to have fingers than toes.
4.   99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5.   I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?
6.   Honk […]

before you read this stupid lawyers questions,i suggest you to read the part 1 and the part 2 before
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: […]

1.   Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2.   Roll down your windows and blast out talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3.   At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4.   Two words: Chicken suit.
5.   Write the words “Help me″ on your back window […]

A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts.”

The wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Fifteen minutes later, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
She looks cross, […]

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?”

One bright little girl replied, “Because people are sleeping.”