When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don′t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn′t do it, he’s too busy.
When I do it without being told, [...]
The end of days has come.
All peoples who died or live will judge according to their atitude in life to choose which place he will be. Of course there’s only two options : paradise [...]
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Golfer: Notice any improvement since last year?
Caddy: Polished your clubs, didn’t you?
Golfer: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Caddy: This isn’t a watch, sir. It’s a compass.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t [...]
Sum Ting Wong went for a job interview to be a secretary. When the manager saw Sum Ting Wong’s colorful attire and gold & white-highlighted hair, his mind was screaming ‘NOT THIS WOMAN’.
Nevertheless, he [...]
Baywatch
What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson’s breasts?
Silicon Valley.
Bear and Toilet
Q: What do you get if you cross a bear with a toilet?
A: Winnie the Pooh!
Batman & Robin Flatten Criminals!
What happened when [...]
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy [...]
Little Jimmy : I’ve got a stomachache
Aunt Jane : That’s because you haven’t eaten and your stomach is empty, so it hurts
Little Jimmy : Now I know why Uncle Harry has headache all the time. His head must be empty too