Ucup Naoto had just bought a new computer and was using it.
When he ncountered some problems. He called the customer support.
Customer support told him:” Just press the “help″ key,Sir.”
“What key?” Ucup asked again.
“The F1 key.”Customer support answered.
He decide to use the ‘Help′ command after some tries. Soon after, […]
THINGY
Female: Any part under a car’s hood.
Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
VULNERABLE
Female: Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
Male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT
Female: […]
All quotes 100% authentic, and courtesey of George W. Bush….maybe “I think we can agree. The past is over.”
“I have learned from mistakes I may or may not have made.”
“It was just inebreating what the Midlands was all about then.” (A slip on exhillerating)
“It’s clearly the budget. It […]
1. “I’m in the management training program. I’m actually doing a Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan (SLEEP) that I learned at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.”
2. “I wasn’t sleeping. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without hands.”
3. “They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
4. “This is […]
before you read this stupid lawyers qouestions, i suggest you to read the part one before.
Q: Sir, what is your IQ?
A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think.
Q: Did you blow your horn or anything?
A: After the accident?
Q: Before the accident.
A: Sure, I played for ten years. I even went to school for it.
Q: […]
In Bali there’s a familiy consist of dad, mom 1 son and 2 daughter…
One time, the youngest daughter ask to his father “Dad, please tell me what the different between ‘potentially′ and ‘reality′ is”
Dad […]
One day, while an elephant was walking through the woods, she got a thorn stuck in her foot. She saw an ant passing and asked him to help her get the thorn out. The ant asked, “What do I get in return?” The elephant replied, “If you get it out, I′ll have […]