A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?”
The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” [...]
To: Cavemates
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday, November 29, 2001 8:17 AM
Subject: The Cave
Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours in this conflict but we’ve really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says “There is no I [...]
Scientists for Health Canada have suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed six pints of [...]
Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms. The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His
depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries of “Here [...]
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section — but he didn′t care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the [...]
Two businessmen were talking about good places to have lunch. One said, ”Maxie’s is a wonderful place for lunch. You go in for lunch and everyone says ‘hello’, immediately a delicious sandwich and a cold beer are set up on the bar for you.
That’s followed by several more cold beers and it’s all ‘on the house’. They [...]
“Never trust a dog to watch your food.”
– Patrick, age 10
“When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?’
Don’t answer.”
– Hannah, age 9
Never tell your Mom her diet’s not working.”
– Michael, age 14
“Stay away from prunes.”
– Randy, age 9
“Don’t pull Dad’s finger when he tells you to.”
– [...]