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Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Do infants enjoy [...]
As a new school Principal, Mr. Mitchell was checking over his
school on the first day. Passing the stockroom, he was startled to
see the door wide open and teachers bustling in and out, carrying off
booksand [...]
A young man was hired by a supermarket and reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, then gave him a broom and said,
“Son, your first job will be to sweep out the store.”
“But I’m a college graduate,” the young man replied indignantly.
“Oh, I’m sorry. [...]
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, carees her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked … [...]
The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house,where
they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild sex, [...]
I SHALL SEEK AND FIND YOU…..
I SHALL TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WITH YOU…
I WILL MAKE YOU ACHE, SHAKE, AND SWEAT UNTIL YOU MOAN, AND
>> GROAN…
I [...]
The next day, the employee recieved this letter of reply:
Dear Marian
I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our [...]