Datuk Abdul wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.
Datuk Abdul : “Do you have color TV ?”
Salesman : “Yes, Sir !”
Datuk Abdul : “Give me a green one, please “
Due to a mixup on Grammy night, Madonna, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera are forced to share a private jet in order to arrive in time for the ceremony.
Once up in the air, Madonna pulls out a $1000 bill and says “I’m going to throw this $1000 bill out the window and make someone down […]
My Boss is a great leader in my office but not in computer.
One day he make me laugh when i was trying to explain about his computer password.
check this out:
My Boss: “My keyboard is broken.”
Me: “What is it doing to make you think it’s broken?”
My Boss: “When I go to type my […]
A man complained to his friend, “My elbow hurts. I better go to the doctor.”
“Don’t do that,” volunteered his friend, “there’s a new computer at the drugstore that can diagnose any problem quicker and cheaper than a doctor. All you have to do is put in a urine sample, deposit $10, then the computer will […]
Tech Support: “Ok, now right click.”
Customer: “Which one’s that?”
Tech Support: “On right side off mouse.”
Customer: “I’m left handed.”
Tech Support: “Ok, well, look at the mouse and click whichever button you normally don’t click on.”
Customer: “That’s the left for me.”
Tech Support: “Ok, click that.”
Customer: “With which hand?”
very annoying […]
HE: I′m a photographer I′ve been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I′m a plastic surgeon. I′ve been looking for a […]
Man : I wanna buy condom
Salesgirl : May I hold your peэs for size ?
Give him a “M”, wait ….
Give him “L”, wait …
Give him “XL” ….
Oh 5hit …. give me a TISSUE