Naoto Beng the Malaysian goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
Naoto Beng : “What is that shiny object ?”
Salesgirl : “That is a thermos flask.”
Naoto Beng : “What does it do ?”
Salesgirl : “It keeps hot things hot and [...]
There was this couple who had been married for 20 years. Every time they
made love the husband always insisted on turning off the light. Well, after
20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She [...]
Arabs and Jews
How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Arabs just sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Adam and The rib
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said “Adam, I’ve decided to make you a woman. She’ll love you, [...]
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, “Ah, you’re an engineer … you’re in the wrong place.” So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.
Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and [...]
Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was born..
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Little Jhon: Gandhi was four years old..
Teacher: Because of Gandhi’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Ramsay Khan: A holiday….!!
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on “Sun″, Everyone must attend it..
Little Jim: No ma’m..! I will not be able to [...]
Sitting together on a train, travelling trough the Swiss Alps,
are a south african,an Australian,a sexy Spanish blonde and an old English Grandma.
The train goes into a tunnel ,a few seconds later there’s a slap sound.
When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Australian has a bright RED hand print on his cheek.
No one speeks.Very silent.They [...]
Recently reported in the Massachusetts Bar Association Lawyers Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by attorneys during trials and, in certain cases, the responses given by insightful witnesses:
Q:
What is your date of birth?
A:
July fifteenth.
Q:
What year?
A:
Every year.
Q:
What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A:
Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q:
How old is your [...]