Archive for August, 2007

They just forgot the power cord

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

Desperate with his problemo. Someone is calling a IT customer services to fix his PC desktop. Here are the dialogues:
Tech Support: “What happens when you turn the computer on?”
Customer: “The screen just stays black.”
Tech Support: “Is the computer plugged in?”
Customer: “I took it to a repair shop last week, and they apparently fixed it so […]

Sentences building

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

when i was 5 years old my teacher ( Mr. Slamet ) teach me and my friends to build sentences.
I, YOU ,  THEY , WE , HE , SHE , IT
is , am , are bla…bla…bla…
And my classmate ( his name is Jakuat Sipayung ) start a very funny comedy in the class.  A sweet […]

school ahead go slow

Wednesday, August 29th, 2007

jhonny came too late to his school that morning, in that class the teacher ask him.
Teacher: Why are you late, Jhonny?
Jhonny: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Jhonny: The sign said, “SCHOOL AHEAD. GO SLOW!”

pray: our daily chicken

Monday, August 27th, 2007

After watching sales falling off for three straight months at Kentucky Fried Chicken, the Colonel calls up the Pope and asks for a favor.
The Pope says, “What can I do?”
The Colonel says, “I need you to change the daily prayer from, ‘Give us this day our daily bread’ to ‘Give us this day our daily […]

put Saddam Husein to safety place

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

The United Nations have decided to put Saddam Husain somewhere that he will never cause anyone any problems ever again. So next season he will play centre-forward for Leeds United

a smart lawyer

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

A lawyer’s defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:
“My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole individual for an offense committed by his limb.”
“Well put,” […]

madcow disease

Friday, August 24th, 2007

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
The other one says “No, It doesn’t worry me, I’m a horse!”
Moooooo…..