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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But officer,” the man began, “I can explain.”

“Quiet!” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you spend the night in jail until the chief gets back.”

“But, officer, I just wanted to say,”

“And I said be quiet! You’re going to jail!”

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you, the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.”

“Don’t count on it,” answered the guy in the cell. “I’m the groom.”

You new couples should read…!!
In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.

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What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other is a fish!

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A gigolo only screws one person at a time.

What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.

If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Attila the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer twice.

belows are the country name stands for :

H.O.L.L.A.N. D
Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies

I.T.A.L.Y.
I Trust And Love You

L.I.B.Y.A.
Love Is Beautiful ; You Also

F.R.A.N.C.E.
Friendships Remain And Never Can End

C.H.I.N.A.
Come Here.. I Need Affection

B.U.R.M.A.
Between Us, Remember Me Always

N.E.P.A.L.
Never Ever Part As Lovers

I.N.D.I.A.
I Nearly Died In Adoration

K.E.N.Y.A
Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing

C.A.N.A.D.A.
Cute And Naughty Action that Developed into Attraction

K.O.R.E.A.
Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every adversity

E.G.Y.P.T.
Everything s Great, You’re Pretty Thing

M.A.N.I.L.A.
May All Nights Inspire Love Always

P.E.R.U.
Phorget (Forget) Everyone Remember Us

T.H.A.I.L.A. N.D.
Totally Happy, Always In Love And Never Dull

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What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser.

Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.

A man is talking to God.

The man: “God, how long is a million years?”
God: “To me, it’s about a minute.”
The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?”
God: “To me it’s a penny.”
The man: “God, may I have a penny?”
God: “Wait a minute.”