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	<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:38:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>If you love someone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:33:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	ORIGINAL QUOTE
	If you love someone,
Set her free&#8230;
If she comes back, she&#8217;s yours,
If she doesn&#8217;t, she  never was&#8230;.
	THE NEW  VERSIONS&#8230;..
	Pessimist:
	If you love someone,
Set her  free &#8230;
If she ever comes back, she&#8217;s yours,
If she doesn&#8217;t, as  expected, she never was
	Optimist:
	If you love someone,
Set her  free &#8230;
Don&#8217;t worry, she will come back.
	Suspicious:
	If you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Iraqi-American relationship</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/iraqi-american-relationship.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 02:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round  of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices  three buttons on the side of Saddam&#8217;s chair. They begin talking. After  about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove  springs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>sparrow and swallow</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/sparrow-and-swallow.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 02:28:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Teacher : Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other  is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
	Student : I cannot point  out but I know the answer
	Teacher : Please tell us
	Student : The  swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow
	

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		<title>An atheist :&#8221; Oh God please save me&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-free-monologues/an-atheist-oh-god-please-save-me.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:28:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	There is an atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this  shark in the water, so he starts swimming towards his boat.
As he looks back  he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he  starts swimming like crazy. He&#8217;s scared [...]]]></description>
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		<title>one dollar Jhonny</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:11:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	TEACHER : If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many  dollars would you have ?
	LITTLE JOHNNY : One dollar.
	TEACHER  (sadly) : You don&#8217;t know your arithmetic.
	LITTLE JOHNNY (sadly): You  don&#8217;t know my father.

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		<title>my brother is a gay &#124; just another short joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 09:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, &#8220;Give me six double vodka.&#8221;
The barman says &#8220;Wow! you must have had one really bad day.&#8221;
	&#8220;Yes, I&#8217;ve just found out my older brother is gay.&#8221;
	The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>what &#8220;some&#8221; women want to be (maybe) &#124; just a joke :)</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/what-some-women-want-to-be-maybe-just-a-joke.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 09:30:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	In this life I&#8217;m a woman. In my next life, I&#8217;d like to come  back as a bear.
	When you&#8217;re a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing  but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
	Before you hibernate,  you&#8217;re supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When [...]]]></description>
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		<title>all about getting married</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 09:25:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You  order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you
wish  you had ordered that.
*******
Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr: Get married.
Man: Will it help?
Dr: No, but the thought of long  life will never come.
*******
Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the lost boy</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/the-lost-boy.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 01:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A guy from the gas board phones a house. A little boy answers.
Boy: - hello.
Gas man: - Hello can I speak to your mother or father please?
Boy: - No, they&#8217;re busy.
Gas man: - OK. Do you have any brothers or sisters?
Boy: - yes, two older brothers.
Gas man: - can I speak to one of them [...]]]></description>
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		<title>they really need a psychiatrist</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/they-really-need-a-psychiatrist.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:49:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk.
&#8220;People are always coming to us with their guilt and fears,&#8221; one says, &#8220;but we have
no one to go to with our own problems.&#8221;
&#8220;Since we&#8217;re all professionals,&#8221; another suggests, &#8220;why don&#8217;t we hear each other out
right now?&#8221;
	They agreed this is a good idea. The first psychiatrist confesses, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Saddam Hussein and Bill Clinton soldiers are shaking hands</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/saddam-hussein-and-bill-clinton-soldiers-are-shaking-hands.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A squad of American soldiers was patrolling along the Iraqi border. To their surprise,
they found the badly mangled dead body of an Iraqi soldier in a ditch along the road.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on
the other side of the road, which was still barely [...]]]></description>
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		<title>St.Peter and the lawyer</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/stpeter-and-the-lawyer.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 00:28:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of
people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the
gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly.
Then St. Peter and one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>soldier come home</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/soldier-come-home.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:19:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Sam had been a soldier at war for more than three years, during which he had been in
many battles and won many decorations. He was finally discharged from service and
returned home to a wife and son whom he hadn&#8217;t seen in almost four years.
As he was walking up the path to his house, his young [...]]]></description>
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		<title>asshole attorney</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/asshole-attorney.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 00:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	An angry man came storming out of the courthouse, ranting and raving. He stomped
across the street and into the bar and flounced down on a stool muttering, “Asshole attorneys.”
The man next to him recoiled in outrage, saying, “I want you to know I highly resent that remark.”
“Why, are you an attorney?”
“No, I&#8217;m an asshole.”

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		<title>Attorney to Witness</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/attorney-to-witness.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Mar 2008 05:12:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Attorney to Witness: &#8220;Your foster son, Corey, who cooks for him?”
Witness: “Oh, I do.”
Attorney: “How often do you cook for him?”
Witness: “We have probably one good meal a week.”
Attorney: “Well, no commentary on your cooking, but how many bad meals do you have?”

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		<title>Religious philosophies of the world in a nutshell</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 01:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Catholicism: if shit happens, I deserve  it.Protestantism: shit won&#8217;t happen if I work  harder.
	Judaism: why does this shit always happen to  me?
	Buddhism: when shit happens, is it really  shit?
	Islam: if shit happens, blame the  infidels.
	Hinduism: this shit happened before.
	Hare Krishna: shit happens Ramah Lama Ding  Dong.
	Rastafarianism: lets smoke this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>from heaven</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/from-heaven.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Mar 2008 01:41:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Little Johnny&#8217;s new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom,  &#8220;Where&#8217;d we get him?&#8221;
	His mother replied, &#8220;He came from heaven,  Johnny.&#8221;
	Johnny says, &#8220;WOW! I can see why they threw him out!&#8221;

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		<title>funeral of the cat</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:38:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her  neighbor peered over the fence.
	Interested in what the  cheeky-faced youngster was doing,  he politely asked, &#8220;What are you up to there,  Nancy?&#8221;  &#8220;My goldfish died,&#8221;  replied Nancy tearfully, without looking  up,&#8221; and I&#8217;ve just buried  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Little Johnny and the braces</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:17:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Mom took Little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his  penis.
	Doctor: &#8220;How did such a thing happen?&#8221;
Johnny: &#8220;It&#8217;s that damn  neighbor girl, Susie. Her braces are too darned sharp.&#8221;

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		<title>holiday in Bali</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/holiday-in-bali.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/holiday-in-bali.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	This story occurred on Melbourne radio recently.
	One of the FM stations has a competition where they ring  someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner,  ask them the same three questions, if the
answers are the same, the couple  win a holiday to Bali.
	Last week the competition went like this:
	Presenter: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>GOD&#8217;s watching the apples</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/gods-watching-the-apples.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/gods-watching-the-apples.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 01:29:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for  lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note,  and posted on the apple tray: &#8220;Take only ONE. God is watching.&#8221;
	Moving  further along the lunch line, at the other [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the priests</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/the-priests.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/the-priests.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:26:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest  to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then  the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few  suggestions.
	The old priest suggests, &#8220;Cross you arms over your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>little Johnny do it again</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/little-johnny-do-it-again.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/little-johnny-do-it-again.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:17:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. &#8220;Now class, I&#8217;m going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and you tell what fruit I&#8217;m talking about. Okay, first: it&#8217;s round, plump and red.&#8221;
	Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely ignored him and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the different between married and single woman.</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/the-different-between-married-and-single-woman.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/the-different-between-married-and-single-woman.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 08:12:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Why are married women heavier than single women?
	Single women come home,  see what&#8217;s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what&#8217;s in  bed and go to the fridge.

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		<title>become a minister</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/become-a-minister.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/become-a-minister.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 00:16:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	After a church service on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his
mother, “Mom, I&#8217;ve decided to become a minister when I grow up.”
“That&#8217;s okay with us, but what made you decide that?”
“Well,” said the little boy, “I have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will
be more fun to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Him against the lawyer</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/him-against-the-lawyer.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/him-against-the-lawyer.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Mar 2008 00:19:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	After a two-week criminal trial in a very high profile bank robbery case, the judge turned
to the jury foreman and asked, “Has the jury reached a verdict in this case?”
“Yes, we have, your honor,” the foreman responded.
“Would you please pass it to me,” The judge declared, as he motioned for the bailiff to
retrieve the verdict [...]]]></description>
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		<title>still not better</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/still-not-better.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/still-not-better.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Mar 2008 00:06:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	The pastor shocked the congregation when he announced that he was resigning from the
church and moving to a drier climate.
After the service, a very distraught lady came to the pastor with tears in her eyes, “Oh,
Pastor Bob, we are going to miss you so much. We don&#8217;t want you to leave!”
The kindhearted pastor patted her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>boys masturbating</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/boys-masturbating.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/boys-masturbating.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:06:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	“Calm down, Ma&#8217;am,” said the school counselor to the shattered mom. “It&#8217;s perfectly
normal. Many boys Little Johnny&#8217;s age masturbate.”
“I know,” sobbed his red-eyed mother, wiping the tears with her handkerchief, “but not in
church.”

]]></description>
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		<title>money making theory</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/money-making-theory.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/money-making-theory.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 00:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as sales person.
Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
As every engineer knows&#8230;
	Work/Time = Power
Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have
Work/Money = Knowledge
Solving for Money, we get
Work/Knowledge = Money
Thus, as Knowledge approaches [...]]]></description>
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		<title>short dialogue with the saleswoman</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/short-dialogue-with-the-saleswoman.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/short-dialogue-with-the-saleswoman.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 00:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	A guy was known among his friends to be very brief and to the point - he really never
said too much.
One day, a saleswoman promoting Avon knocked on his door and asked to see his wife,
so the guy told her that she wasn&#8217;t home.
“Well,” the woman said, “could I please wait for her?”
The man directed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>four seasons sailorman</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/adult-jokes/four-seasons-sailorman.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/adult-jokes/four-seasons-sailorman.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Mar 2008 00:38:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	After a year at sea, a sailor comes ashore, gets drunk, and runs to a brothel. The old
madam says, “All my girls are busy, but I&#8217;ll take care of you.”
He says, “I&#8217;m all messed up, so you&#8217;ll do.”
They go into a room, and after a while, the madam says, “I may have Winter in my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>need assitance</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/need-assitance.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/need-assitance.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:33:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	While practicing auto-rotations during a military night training exercise, a Huey Cobra
screwed up the landing and landed on the tail rotor. The landing was so hard that it broke
off the tail boom. However, the chopper fortunately remained upright on its skids, sliding
down the runway doing 360s.
As the Cobra slid past the tower, trailing a brilliant [...]]]></description>
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		<title>same question in the court</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/same-question-in-the-court.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/attorneys-lawyers-comedy/same-question-in-the-court.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:15:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Johnny appeared as a witness in a lawsuit. The attorney asked, “Where were you on the
night of July 10?”
“Your Honor, I object,” yelled the counsel for the defense.
	“That&#8217;s all right, go ahead and ask me,” said Johnny. The prosecutor repeated the
question and again the defense objected.
“Hey. Why shouldn&#8217;t he ask me?” said Johnny. “I&#8217;ll answer.”
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>another sunday school learning</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/another-sunday-school-learning.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/school-idiot-comedy/another-sunday-school-learning.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Feb 2008 00:03:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them
to have learned one fact about Jesus by the next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned.
Susie said, “He was born in a manger.”
Bobby said, “He threw the money changers out of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the bracelet</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/the-bracelet.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/the-bracelet.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 00:42:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Judi was walking by the jewelry store one day in the midtown mall. She saw a diamond
bracelet that she really liked. In the store she went.
“Excuse me,” she said to the saleslady behind the counter, “Will a small deposit hold that
bracelet until my husband does something unforgivable?”

]]></description>
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		<title>Friend of Jesus</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/friend-of-jesus.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/short-clean-jokes/friend-of-jesus.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 08:00:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	After Christmas vacation, an elementary school teacher was asking her students how they
celebrated Christmas. When she got to Sammy, whose father ran a local toy store, she
said, “Sammy, since you’re Jewish, I guess your family didn’t celebrate Christmas.”
Sammy replied, “Oh yes, we did. We all held hands and danced around the cash register
singing, ‘What A [...]]]></description>
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		<title>compatible mouse for my computer</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/compatible-mouse-for-my-computer.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/compatible-mouse-for-my-computer.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 07:46:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Overheard in a computer shop
Customer: “I&#8217;d like a mouse mat, please.”
Salesman: “Certainly sir, we&#8217;ve got a large variety.”
Customer: “But will they be compatible with my computer?”

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		<title>a corniest police joke</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/a-corniest-police-joke.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/a-corniest-police-joke.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Feb 2008 13:32:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A policeman is driving along the road when he gets an urgent message on his radio telling him there has been a dead body found in an ice cream van just down the road.
	He rushes to the scene where he discovers a man&#8217;s body, with chocolate flakes up each nostril, raspberry sauce all over his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Santa gave it</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/santa-gave-it.jokes</link>
		<comments>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/santa-gave-it.jokes#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:04:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, &#8220;Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?&#8221;
	The kid says, &#8220;Yeah.&#8221;
	The cop says, &#8220;Well, next year tell Santa to put a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>dog and puppy</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/dog-and-puppy.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Wayne enters a bar which full of muscular man with spooky faces.
Wayne asks:&#8221; [is] there anyone of you having a dog which tied outside there?&#8221;
a big man turns around the bench, then come towards Wayne.
	&#8220;That is my dog. So what?&#8221; He said.
	&#8220;Ummm, sorry sir&#8230; I think my dog just kills it.&#8221; Wayne replies.
	&#8220;What??!!&#8221; big man [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the ice cream for my wife</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:52:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	a couple of grandfather and grandmother are ready to sleep.Suddenly the wife said,
&#8220;I think i really want to eat some ice cream darling?&#8221;
	The husband then take a look to the refrigerator, &#8221; oh honey i think there&#8217;s no ice cream left here.&#8221; said the grandfother.
	&#8220;I&#8217;ll buy you some ice cream?&#8221; he said.
	&#8220;Oh, darling you&#8217;re a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TouRISt from Singapore</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Feb 2008 01:46:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	a tourist from Singapore is enjoying vacation in Malaysia. He is enjoying taking breakfast in Coffee House hotel place where he lodges.
A Malaysian is eating BUBBLE-GUM and sit next to him and starts invites talking easy goingly.
	Malaysian : &#8221; All of you Singapore men eat overall of bread ??&#8221;
Tourist Singapore : &#8221; Of course&#8221;
Malaysian : [...]]]></description>
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		<title>romance mathematics &#124; special Valentine joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Feb 2008 00:01:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Smart man + smart woman = romance
	Smart man + dumb woman = affair
	Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
	Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

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		<title>doing JOB QUICKLY</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	Jim gets work as part-time worker in post office. First work given by his supervisor is grouping letters according to its address. Jim does the duty carefully. He dissociates letters heap swiftly once and nippy.
The Supervisor is hardly agazing sees his work so quickly. And when Jim will go home, supervisor meets him, &#8221; I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Sparrow and racer</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/funny-police-for-laughs/the-sparrow-and-racer.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:32:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	A motorbike racer is accelerating is boisterous in roadway. Sudden he bumps a sparrow that is directly fall and not awake.
He soon turns around his motorbike and takes the unlucky bird of which unconscious and bring it home.
	When getting home, he puts the bird in hutch. Before the racer go, he doesn&#8217;t forget to leave [...]]]></description>
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		<title>train(ing) language</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/training-language.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 14:25:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train
stop &#38; her son saying, All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off
now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you bastards who are getting
on, get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>man and woman in married part 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:29:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is  finished.
	==================
	A little boy asked his father &#8220;Daddy, how much does it  cost to get married?&#8221; And the father replied, &#8220;I don&#8217;t know son, I&#8217;m still  paying.&#8221; 
	=================

	Young Son: &#8220;Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts  of Africa a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the medical jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Feb 2008 01:15:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	&#8220;Doctor, Doctor, You&#8217;ve got to help me - I  just can&#8217;t stop my hands shaking!&#8221; 
	&#8220;Do you drink a lot?&#8221; 
	&#8220;Not really - I spill most of it!&#8221; 
	================================

	&#8220;Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the  violin after the operation?&#8221; 
	&#8220;Yes, of course&#8230;&#8221; 
	&#8220;Great! I never could before!&#8221; 
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		<title>attorneys at the restaurant</title>
		<link>http://www.ohwillie.net/funny/most-annoying-laughs/attorneys-at-the-restaurant.jokes</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 03:10:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>WILL</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[	Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered  two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to  eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, &#8220;You  can&#8217;t eat your own sandwiches in here!&#8221; The attorneys looked at each other,  shrugged their shoulders and then [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the police joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:29:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[	A man was recently flying  to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate.  
	&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a great  policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?&#8221; 
	&#8220;I should let you know  first that I am a policeman.&#8221; 
	&#8220;That&#8217;s OK. I&#8217;ll tell it  really slow!&#8221; 
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